You must be bored at work and for that, I am sorry. Click "Laid Off" if that is what you're looking for otherwise, make a cup of coffee (or tea) and relax. Your media production and sales engineering needs can be met somewhere on this site.
When a spider monkey is approached, it climbs to the end of the branch it is on and shakes it vigorously to scare away the possible threat. It shakes the branches with its feet, hands, or a combination while hanging from its tail.
I subscribe to this philosophy. Do everything with all you've got.
